THIRST TO DEATH.
• 100% NATURAL Mountain Water
• Sourced from the Austrian Alps
• PH 7.9+ (Naturally Alkaline)
• ELECTROLYTES & MINERALS
• SERVED IN ICE-COLD SUSTAINABLE CANS
The average aluminum can contains 70% recycled material, the average plastic bottle contains only 3%.
Due to the high value of aluminum, it is the only package that more than covers its recycling costs, which helps to finance the recycling of cheaper materials like glass and plastic.
Aluminum is infinitely recyclable. Of all the aluminum produced since 1888, 75% of it is still in productive use.
Cans get ice-cold and stay colder longer. Also, science has proven that cold temperature is the number one quencher of thirst. Google it.
Our cans have a thin water-based polymer lining (BPA-free) that prevents the water from ever touching the metal.
Cans protect the water from light and oxygen, which can effect taste.
Our proprietary Thirst Murdering™ process begins with Liquid Death forming a rope of veins that will wrap around your Thirst’s head and strangle it. Once Liquid Death reaches your Thirst’s brain, all of your Thirst’s memories will be replaced with repeating loops of its own head imploding. Which is exactly what happens next by it causing your Thirst’s head to implode and its brain to squirt out of its ears.
Once your Thirst has been murdered, the soul of your Thirst will begin to escape and float towards the ceiling. At this point, drink a second sip of Liquid Death to rip its soul back down and force it to begin gluing its own body parts back together so that it can crawl inside you and eventually grow into a fully formed Thirst once again.
"Great stuff! I survived it and turned it into piss!"
– Michael Lomax
"Can't wait to drown myself in your sweet murder fuel...."
– Matt Holland
"So deadly it killed the cancer in my liver...and also me as well.... Hell isn't so bad, we have wifi down here."
– Anthony Fairweather
"Great product. Great people. Why hasn't water from a can been given to us yet???! It tastes so much better and it stays so much colder... and now I can put my collection of beer koozies to good use! For real give this a shot it's the best water on the market."
– Stanley Jones